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Dear Farmer Brown,
The barn is very cold at night.
We’d like some electric blankets.
Sincerely,
The Cows
Sorry.
We’re closed.
No milk today.
Dear Farmer Brown,
The hens are cold, too. They’d like electric blankets.
Sincerely,
The Cows
Closed.
No milk
No eggs.
Dear Cows and Hens,
There will be no electric blankets. You are cows and hens. I demand milk and eggs.
Sincerely,
Farmer Brown
Dear Farmer Brown,
We will exchange our typewriter for electric blankets. Leave them outside the barn door and we will send Duck over with the typewriter.
Sincerely,
The Cows
Dear Farmer Brown,
The pond is quite boring. We’d like a diving board.
Sincerely,
The Ducks.
Dear Farmer Brown,
The barn is very cold at night.
We’d like some electric blankets.
Sincerely,
The Cows
Sorry.
We’re closed.
No milk today.
Dear Farmer Brown,
The hens are cold, too. They’d like electric blankets.
Sincerely,
The Cows
Closed.
No milk
No eggs.
Dear Cows and Hens,
There will be no electric blankets. You are cows and hens. I demand milk and eggs.
Sincerely,
Farmer Brown
Dear Farmer Brown,
We will exchange our typewriter for electric blankets. Leave them outside the barn door and we will send Duck over with the typewriter.
Sincerely,
The Cows
Dear Farmer Brown,
The pond is quite boring. We’d like a diving board.
Sincerely,
The Ducks.